Total Medals Earned: 3,719 (From 477 different games.) Total Medal Score: 56,985 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Earn all bronze medals in training mode
Earn all silver medals in training mode
Earn all gold medals in training mode
Medals Earned: 2/15 (35/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/35 points)
Stop to vibrate :D
Start to vibrate :D
Play the game another time!
Keep Going!
Play for a lot of time!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (200/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/500 points)
Score 1500 or more.
Score 3000 or more.
Score 7500 or more.
Smash 1000 asteroids.
Score 25000 or more.
Score 12500 or more.
Smash 1000 spaceships.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 6/12 (125/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (380/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Beat the entire game.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
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At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
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